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» Every time I pay attention to current events

drinkyourjuice:

I get really discouraged by how stupid everyone everywhere is all of the time.

Like, I know people who watch Glee and enjoy Jeff Dunham’s comedy are out there, but generally speaking I like to think that most humans are thoughtful and kind on a person-to-person level.

But somehow large-scale anything always manages to astound me with the impressive and newfangled ways it finds to debunk that notion and make me want to puke and explosive diarrhea everywhere forever. 

I know therapy for everyone is a pipedream, but can we just sit everyone down and give them a refresher in the shit you learned in high school re: pertinent tasks?

  1. There is usually more homework than you can do in one night.
  2. Pick the pertinent things and do them well.
  3. Leave the dumb shit and go to sleep, rest up, and fucking power through it in a free period. Read the Spark Notes. Play it by ear.
  4. But always know what’s pertinent.

At this point I’m not naive enough to expect to be impressed, but I wish I could count on my government to at least operate at a freshman in public high school level.

I like it when dyj talks politics. Yes I abv’d her name.



Reblogged from drink your juice..

February 18, 2011, 6:56pm  Comments

  1. fauxrealist said: I love you, you’re a genius and you give me hope that not everyone is a fucking tard…
  2. roxanstone said: hahahaaa u sound like the Onion article “…shocked by human nature once more” something to that effect
  3. pyoko reblogged this from drinkyourjuice
  4. picklesandcats said: the first sentence.
  5. laviecharmee reblogged this from drinkyourjuice and added:
    Christine Friar. Can...get an “Amen”?
  6. dontwannaplayitcool reblogged this from drinkyourjuice
  7. michaelfrans said: Don’t watch this then. It will make you want to bazooka everything. youtube.com/watch?v…
  8. symmetricalface reblogged this from drinkyourjuice and added:
    when dyj talks politics. Yes...abv’d her name.